1 00:00:01,987 --> 00:00:04,847 [upbeat music] 2 00:00:04,951 --> 00:00:06,571 ♪ ♪ 3 00:00:06,673 --> 00:00:07,933 - Hey. Good morning. 4 00:00:08,034 --> 00:00:09,864 Hey, how'd you sleep? You know what? 5 00:00:09,957 --> 00:00:11,257 I want to have Chinese food for dinner tonight. 6 00:00:11,358 --> 00:00:12,578 That sound good? 7 00:00:12,680 --> 00:00:14,140 - Uh-uh. No. No way. 8 00:00:14,242 --> 00:00:15,482 I'm not pretending like nothing happened last night 9 00:00:15,564 --> 00:00:16,834 and not talking about it. 10 00:00:16,925 --> 00:00:18,625 - Okay, yes. Plenty happened last night, 11 00:00:18,727 --> 00:00:19,967 but nothing that we need to talk about anymore. 12 00:00:20,049 --> 00:00:21,269 Except we are out of dark roast. 13 00:00:21,371 --> 00:00:24,961 Now, I primed some more, but if you are desperate, 14 00:00:25,055 --> 00:00:26,995 I'll just steal some from the teacher's lounge. 15 00:00:27,098 --> 00:00:29,038 - Cut the bullshit, Gary. It's not about the coffee. 16 00:00:29,140 --> 00:00:30,480 Yes, it is about the coffee. - Here. 17 00:00:30,582 --> 00:00:31,742 - Thank you. And please steal some from your work, 18 00:00:31,823 --> 00:00:33,533 but we need to talk about what happened at my work. 19 00:00:33,625 --> 00:00:35,285 And what could have happened 20 00:00:35,388 --> 00:00:36,448 if someone saw that scene you caused. 21 00:00:36,549 --> 00:00:37,689 - Okay. You know what? You are right. 22 00:00:37,790 --> 00:00:39,330 My behavior in front of your colleagues, 23 00:00:39,432 --> 00:00:42,382 Bree, it was unacceptable. And Bree, I'm sorry. 24 00:00:42,476 --> 00:00:44,376 - Uh-uh. No, don't do that. Don't you dare do that. 25 00:00:44,479 --> 00:00:46,619 You are not apologizing. You are agreeing. 26 00:00:46,721 --> 00:00:48,621 You are agreegilizing. You are-- 27 00:00:48,724 --> 00:00:50,234 you're apologeering. I don't know. 28 00:00:50,326 --> 00:00:51,826 That could be a thing. But don't do that. 29 00:00:51,928 --> 00:00:54,988 - Okay, so you're mad because I won't fight? 30 00:00:55,091 --> 00:00:56,791 - No, you just want to sweep it under the rug. 31 00:00:56,894 --> 00:00:58,364 And that's how I know you're angry. 32 00:00:58,456 --> 00:01:00,036 We need to talk about what happened with Jesús. 33 00:01:00,138 --> 00:01:01,518 - Yeah, I didn't extend his contract. 34 00:01:01,619 --> 00:01:03,359 Told the kids that he joined the space program. 35 00:01:03,462 --> 00:01:05,402 And, yeah, everything is fine. 36 00:01:05,504 --> 00:01:07,574 - Everything's fine? - Everything's fine. 37 00:01:07,667 --> 00:01:09,247 - You're fine. 38 00:01:09,349 --> 00:01:11,249 - I am more than fine, Bree. I slept on it. I meditated. 39 00:01:11,351 --> 00:01:13,291 I prayed to every God that I could find on Google. 40 00:01:13,394 --> 00:01:16,384 And, yeah, I'm good. 41 00:01:16,477 --> 00:01:18,857 - You're good. That's great. - Yeah. 42 00:01:18,960 --> 00:01:21,340 - You sure you're good? - I'm so good. 43 00:01:21,443 --> 00:01:23,873 - ♪ Pull up, pull up, pull up, pull up ♪ 44 00:01:23,966 --> 00:01:25,706 ♪ Pull up, pull up, pull up ♪ 45 00:01:25,809 --> 00:01:27,949 ♪ Pull up, pull up, pull up ♪ - ♪ Stop! ♪ 46 00:01:28,051 --> 00:01:30,051 - ♪ Play this again ♪ 47 00:01:34,740 --> 00:01:37,500 [line trilling] 48 00:01:41,828 --> 00:01:43,488 - Ari, where-- where were you this morning? 49 00:01:43,590 --> 00:01:47,260 - The ticket Vanessa sent is for next weekend. 50 00:01:47,355 --> 00:01:49,415 She booked the wrong flight, David. 51 00:01:49,517 --> 00:01:51,217 - Wait. What? 52 00:01:51,320 --> 00:01:52,860 Vanessa booked your flight for next weekend? 53 00:01:52,962 --> 00:01:54,822 - Negro, did I stutter? 54 00:01:54,924 --> 00:01:58,034 Yes. Next weekend. 55 00:01:58,128 --> 00:01:59,588 - Busy day, D. 56 00:01:59,690 --> 00:02:01,310 We only have half an hour for lunch. 57 00:02:01,412 --> 00:02:04,962 - Thanks, Van. You mind giving us a minute? 58 00:02:05,056 --> 00:02:06,476 - Oh, no, no, no. 59 00:02:06,578 --> 00:02:10,558 Actually, I'd like Van to stay, if that's okay, D. 60 00:02:10,663 --> 00:02:14,413 I'd like to know why my flight itinerary was incorrect. 61 00:02:14,508 --> 00:02:17,848 - Ari, I apologize for all the confusion. 62 00:02:17,952 --> 00:02:20,822 I reserved the exact flight you requested. 63 00:02:20,916 --> 00:02:24,896 Except the wrong date. Once I realized my mistake, 64 00:02:25,001 --> 00:02:27,341 I contacted the airline, rebooked another flight, 65 00:02:27,443 --> 00:02:30,433 and emailed you the updated itinerary immediately, 66 00:02:30,527 --> 00:02:32,827 but I guess you didn't get it. 67 00:02:32,930 --> 00:02:37,280 - No, Vanessa. I didn't get a new itinerary 68 00:02:37,376 --> 00:02:41,316 nor did I get an email or a text to confirm receipt. 69 00:02:41,420 --> 00:02:44,120 - But I assure you I sent it. 70 00:02:44,224 --> 00:02:46,214 - I don't know if you're lying or incompetent, 71 00:02:46,306 --> 00:02:48,566 or maybe both, but it's unacceptable. 72 00:02:48,669 --> 00:02:52,009 - Ari, that's enough. Okay. 73 00:02:52,113 --> 00:02:54,183 Let-- let's all just take a breath. 74 00:02:54,276 --> 00:02:57,396 Vanessa, can you please give us a minute alone? 75 00:03:02,606 --> 00:03:05,906 - I don't trust her, David. I think she's lying. 76 00:03:06,010 --> 00:03:09,560 - Ari, come on. The poor-- the poor girl made a mistake. 77 00:03:09,655 --> 00:03:12,275 She apologized. It's not like she wanted you to miss this. 78 00:03:12,378 --> 00:03:13,838 - You sure about that? 79 00:03:13,940 --> 00:03:16,080 And she's not a poor girl, David. 80 00:03:16,183 --> 00:03:18,053 She's a grown-ass woman 81 00:03:18,145 --> 00:03:20,285 with a job for which she needs to be held accountable. 82 00:03:20,388 --> 00:03:22,488 - Look, I'm just as upset as you. 83 00:03:22,590 --> 00:03:23,810 But we're on opposite coasts 84 00:03:23,912 --> 00:03:25,132 with extremely different schedules. 85 00:03:25,234 --> 00:03:27,904 Sometimes these things just happen. 86 00:03:27,997 --> 00:03:29,377 - I gotta go. 87 00:03:29,479 --> 00:03:30,459 - I mean, look, I would change if-- 88 00:03:30,560 --> 00:03:32,560 [disconnection chime] 89 00:03:33,484 --> 00:03:35,234 Okay. 90 00:03:35,326 --> 00:03:38,226 [upbeat music] 91 00:03:38,329 --> 00:03:43,239 ♪ ♪ 92 00:03:43,336 --> 00:03:46,236 - It troubles me to have to do this, 93 00:03:46,339 --> 00:03:48,799 but this is not your parents' pantry. 94 00:03:48,902 --> 00:03:51,452 - Yeah, man. Oh, wow. Look at this. 95 00:03:51,545 --> 00:03:54,565 - For example, I'd like to grab a lozenge 96 00:03:54,669 --> 00:03:57,449 but they seem to be missing. Again. 97 00:03:57,553 --> 00:04:00,183 - Damn. What kind of ab exercise is that? 98 00:04:00,276 --> 00:04:03,416 - As is the dark roast coffee. Again. 99 00:04:03,520 --> 00:04:05,940 - One, two. 100 00:04:06,043 --> 00:04:09,593 - Please. Stop stealing from the teachers' lounge. 101 00:04:09,687 --> 00:04:11,987 - Like a fake-ass Jason Momoa. - Hey. 102 00:04:12,090 --> 00:04:15,150 - Gary, care to update us on the Healthy Kids initiative? 103 00:04:15,254 --> 00:04:16,644 - [sighs] 104 00:04:16,736 --> 00:04:17,876 - Gary? 105 00:04:17,978 --> 00:04:18,998 - [softly] Can't believe this. 106 00:04:19,099 --> 00:04:20,639 - [clears throat] Gary! 107 00:04:20,741 --> 00:04:25,091 - Oh, my God! Uh-oh. I'm so-- I am so sorry. Of course. Yes. 108 00:04:25,186 --> 00:04:29,066 Just reviewing some notes, in my phone about the, um-- 109 00:04:30,913 --> 00:04:34,063 The, uh--the-- 110 00:04:34,157 --> 00:04:36,257 - Healthy Kids. - Initiative. Thank you. 111 00:04:36,360 --> 00:04:38,260 I was--this close. Healthy Kids initiative. 112 00:04:38,362 --> 00:04:41,832 'Cause we have to get these kids to eat more. 113 00:04:41,927 --> 00:04:46,467 Or less. Or--more good stuff, less junk food. 114 00:04:46,572 --> 00:04:48,602 - Mm. - Actually, there's a PSA. 115 00:04:48,695 --> 00:04:50,835 I was gonna screen it at the kick-off event. 116 00:04:50,938 --> 00:04:52,438 But you know what? 117 00:04:52,539 --> 00:04:57,129 There's no time like the present. Enjoy. 118 00:04:57,225 --> 00:04:58,085 [upbeat orchestral music] 119 00:04:58,186 --> 00:04:59,766 - Healthy kids! 120 00:04:59,868 --> 00:05:02,688 - Mealtime should be a family event. 121 00:05:02,792 --> 00:05:06,262 And healthy kids, they need healthy foods, 122 00:05:06,356 --> 00:05:09,056 including all the major food. 123 00:05:09,160 --> 00:05:12,100 [upbeat dramatic music] 124 00:05:12,203 --> 00:05:13,913 ♪ ♪ 125 00:05:14,005 --> 00:05:16,265 - You know there's more than one way to eat clean, though. 126 00:05:16,368 --> 00:05:19,468 Right, daddy? - Oh. 127 00:05:19,572 --> 00:05:22,962 - Claro que sí, mami. Que rico. 128 00:05:23,056 --> 00:05:25,276 - Parents need to set a good example. 129 00:05:25,379 --> 00:05:26,879 - Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. 130 00:05:26,981 --> 00:05:28,921 If mom and dad eat right, then so will the kids. 131 00:05:29,024 --> 00:05:30,774 [screaming] 132 00:05:30,866 --> 00:05:33,006 Oh! 133 00:05:33,109 --> 00:05:35,889 Make healthy choices for healthy kids. 134 00:05:35,992 --> 00:05:38,102 - Healthy kids! 135 00:05:38,195 --> 00:05:40,495 - Smells like dark roast. 136 00:05:40,598 --> 00:05:42,218 Care to share where you got that, Gary? 137 00:05:42,320 --> 00:05:46,110 - I wonder. - Oh, Gary. 138 00:05:46,205 --> 00:05:48,025 [quirky jazz music] 139 00:05:48,127 --> 00:05:49,947 - All right. Let's have our next presentation. 140 00:05:50,049 --> 00:05:52,269 A little less theatrics. You ready? 141 00:05:52,372 --> 00:05:53,992 [whimpers] 142 00:05:54,094 --> 00:05:58,884 - On behalf of Ladies First and, obviously, Hazel Rachelle, 143 00:05:58,980 --> 00:06:01,920 welcome to your artist-in-residence bootcamp. 144 00:06:02,024 --> 00:06:05,134 - It's very, uh, Hazel. 145 00:06:05,228 --> 00:06:08,288 Narcissistic chic. - [chuckles] 146 00:06:08,391 --> 00:06:10,131 I know. You're welcome. 147 00:06:10,234 --> 00:06:13,124 [upbeat laid-back music] 148 00:06:14,719 --> 00:06:17,819 - That's a lot of marble. 149 00:06:17,923 --> 00:06:21,993 - The showcase is coming up, and there's a lot to prepare, 150 00:06:22,088 --> 00:06:23,788 so in this rare occasion 151 00:06:23,890 --> 00:06:27,070 and under these very limited conditions, 152 00:06:27,174 --> 00:06:28,844 mi casa es su casa. 153 00:06:28,936 --> 00:06:31,916 - This really feels like 154 00:06:32,020 --> 00:06:34,440 such a bad idea on so many levels. 155 00:06:34,543 --> 00:06:37,213 However, since it's not level basement, 156 00:06:37,307 --> 00:06:41,967 which is where my apartment is, I'll work through it. 157 00:06:42,072 --> 00:06:43,492 What showcase? 158 00:06:43,594 --> 00:06:45,144 - Oh. 159 00:06:45,236 --> 00:06:48,016 Ladies First is sponsoring a new artist showcase. 160 00:06:48,120 --> 00:06:49,980 - I'm not a new artist. 161 00:06:50,082 --> 00:06:53,632 - Well, you are to FAI and they own my label. 162 00:06:53,726 --> 00:06:56,466 It will be a great opportunity for them to meet you, 163 00:06:56,570 --> 00:06:58,350 so they can sign off. 164 00:06:58,452 --> 00:07:01,162 - So you signed me, but you didn't really sign me. 165 00:07:01,256 --> 00:07:03,596 How is this your label? - [chuckles] 166 00:07:03,699 --> 00:07:05,679 Because it is. [scoffs] 167 00:07:05,781 --> 00:07:07,081 Tick-tock. 168 00:07:07,183 --> 00:07:08,933 Time is money. We should get started. 169 00:07:09,025 --> 00:07:12,165 - Time is a construct of the patriarchy. 170 00:07:12,269 --> 00:07:13,969 - Oh, Lord, give me strength. 171 00:07:14,071 --> 00:07:16,611 - All set. Get comfortable, girl. 172 00:07:16,714 --> 00:07:18,544 You're no stranger around here. 173 00:07:18,637 --> 00:07:20,697 - Mm, thank you. - Yes. 174 00:07:20,799 --> 00:07:22,219 - Mwah. 175 00:07:22,321 --> 00:07:26,191 My sexy Jamaican King. 176 00:07:26,286 --> 00:07:29,866 - Anytime, my Nubian goddess. 177 00:07:29,970 --> 00:07:31,790 ♪ ♪ 178 00:07:31,893 --> 00:07:34,643 - Yeah, you just did that in the elevator. 179 00:07:34,736 --> 00:07:37,316 Y'all gonna do this every single time you see each other? 180 00:07:37,419 --> 00:07:39,719 - Oh, girl, here's hoping. 181 00:07:39,822 --> 00:07:42,092 - Regina, I know when we were talking contracts, 182 00:07:42,185 --> 00:07:43,525 I said we were broke 183 00:07:43,627 --> 00:07:45,047 but you really didn't have to bring your own dishes. 184 00:07:45,149 --> 00:07:49,649 - These are singing bowls. For healing. 185 00:07:49,754 --> 00:07:51,064 - Oh, good. 186 00:07:51,156 --> 00:07:52,416 I've been meaning to get some of those. 187 00:07:52,518 --> 00:07:53,498 Give her the itinerary. 188 00:07:53,599 --> 00:07:56,259 - Mm-hmm. - Okay, thank you. 189 00:07:56,362 --> 00:07:57,822 Settle in and rest up. 190 00:07:57,924 --> 00:07:59,914 We are going to hit the ground running. 191 00:08:00,007 --> 00:08:04,947 The legend, Walker Lamont, is coming at 9:00. 192 00:08:05,053 --> 00:08:06,963 - Walker Lamont? - Uh-huh. 193 00:08:07,055 --> 00:08:08,995 - The Walker Lamont? - Yeah. 194 00:08:09,098 --> 00:08:11,038 - Won a Grammy for Producer of the Year 195 00:08:11,140 --> 00:08:12,720 three times in a row? 196 00:08:12,822 --> 00:08:15,412 And only missing the "T" in EGOT? 197 00:08:15,506 --> 00:08:18,246 - Yes, he's going to help us with one of the songs. 198 00:08:18,349 --> 00:08:22,369 - Now, this isn't some cousin you call Walker Lamont? 199 00:08:22,474 --> 00:08:26,024 - It's the Walker Lamont. He's a friend. 200 00:08:26,118 --> 00:08:28,738 - Damn. You finally impressed me. 201 00:08:28,842 --> 00:08:32,152 Next time, open with that. Oh, do you have a tub? 202 00:08:32,246 --> 00:08:37,346 I love to soak in lavender and goat's milk twice a day. 203 00:08:37,452 --> 00:08:40,202 - Oh, this bitch is crazy. 204 00:08:40,296 --> 00:08:42,316 Uh, that's--that's my room. 205 00:08:42,418 --> 00:08:44,918 - My client is fine with keeping this party modest. 206 00:08:45,021 --> 00:08:48,091 It's your client who wants to make a kids' birthday party 207 00:08:48,185 --> 00:08:49,645 into a social event. 208 00:08:49,747 --> 00:08:53,327 And between us, seven isn't even a milestone year. 209 00:08:53,432 --> 00:08:55,822 - It's either a party or my client 210 00:08:55,915 --> 00:08:58,295 takes the twins to Disneyland in Paris. 211 00:08:58,398 --> 00:09:03,218 - Well, my client has put forth the Party Family Fun Zone. 212 00:09:03,324 --> 00:09:06,154 It has a ball pit and a bounce house, 213 00:09:06,247 --> 00:09:09,147 supervision for the kids, and no clean up. 214 00:09:09,251 --> 00:09:10,631 - My client prefers to spare her children 215 00:09:10,733 --> 00:09:13,203 of a staph infection 'cause that's nasty. 216 00:09:13,296 --> 00:09:16,916 She proposes a nature-themed backyard party at the Waldorf, 217 00:09:17,020 --> 00:09:20,360 an elegant affair geared toward someone of my client's means. 218 00:09:20,464 --> 00:09:23,334 - All right. If you expect my client to foot half the bill 219 00:09:23,428 --> 00:09:26,368 for an exorbitant PR stunt for your client's company, 220 00:09:26,472 --> 00:09:28,012 you might as well have 221 00:09:28,114 --> 00:09:30,704 Anonomou(sly)'s marketing department cover the cost. 222 00:09:30,797 --> 00:09:32,737 I thought this was for the children. 223 00:09:32,839 --> 00:09:35,139 - Fine. But my client is more than willing to host the party 224 00:09:35,242 --> 00:09:36,992 in her own backyard 225 00:09:37,085 --> 00:09:39,105 where the children will feel safe in their mother's arms. 226 00:09:39,207 --> 00:09:41,987 - Ah. Yeah, well, my client wants a ball pit. 227 00:09:42,091 --> 00:09:43,991 - Bouncy house. - Trampoline. 228 00:09:44,093 --> 00:09:45,683 - Fine. What's the split? 229 00:09:45,775 --> 00:09:47,635 - He'll cover the cake. Your client may pick the flavor. 230 00:09:47,737 --> 00:09:49,117 - Vanilla. No sugar. 231 00:09:49,219 --> 00:09:50,759 - Oh, for God's sake, these are children. 232 00:09:50,861 --> 00:09:52,241 - 50% reduced sugar 233 00:09:52,343 --> 00:09:54,853 or your client is responsible for property damage 234 00:09:54,946 --> 00:09:58,006 caused by children on a sugar high. 235 00:09:58,110 --> 00:10:01,410 - Fine. - Guest list? 236 00:10:01,514 --> 00:10:03,224 - No in-laws. 237 00:10:03,316 --> 00:10:06,616 - No Waffle Ho, AKA Crystal Grant. 238 00:10:06,720 --> 00:10:09,580 [soft dramatic music] 239 00:10:09,684 --> 00:10:11,594 ♪ ♪ 240 00:10:11,687 --> 00:10:12,987 - Deal. 241 00:10:13,088 --> 00:10:15,228 - Now, that wasn't so hard now, was it? 242 00:10:15,331 --> 00:10:16,871 - Waffle Ho? - Mm-hmm. 243 00:10:16,973 --> 00:10:19,043 - That's a good one. - Yeah, it is. [chuckles] 244 00:10:19,136 --> 00:10:20,996 Be careful. I might tell you my name for you. 245 00:10:21,098 --> 00:10:23,998 - Is it Jakeypoo? - [chuckles] 246 00:10:24,102 --> 00:10:25,442 - You want-- you know what yours is? 247 00:10:25,543 --> 00:10:27,773 - Enlighten me. 248 00:10:27,866 --> 00:10:29,366 - Jay-licious. - Okay, and I'm done. 249 00:10:29,468 --> 00:10:30,528 - [chuckles] - And I'm done. Now I'm done. 250 00:10:30,629 --> 00:10:31,429 That's why I'm getting a bouncy house. 251 00:10:31,511 --> 00:10:32,971 - Come on. 252 00:10:37,718 --> 00:10:40,618 [peaceful piano music] 253 00:10:40,722 --> 00:10:42,302 [music stops] 254 00:10:42,404 --> 00:10:43,994 - Yeah, did you get a chance to check out the demo? 255 00:10:44,086 --> 00:10:45,506 - Yep. Got it, Walker. 256 00:10:45,608 --> 00:10:47,268 Can you play a little bit so I can warm up? 257 00:10:47,370 --> 00:10:49,190 - Yeah. Let's get it. 258 00:10:49,292 --> 00:10:51,562 ♪ ♪ 259 00:10:51,655 --> 00:10:55,115 - ♪ [vocalizing] ♪ 260 00:10:55,219 --> 00:11:02,149 ♪ ♪ 261 00:11:05,071 --> 00:11:06,971 - Damn, girl, you still got it, huh? 262 00:11:07,074 --> 00:11:08,344 [all chuckling] 263 00:11:08,435 --> 00:11:10,335 - He thought we were playing around here, huh? 264 00:11:10,438 --> 00:11:13,298 - Apparently not. All right. Let's try from the first verse. 265 00:11:13,401 --> 00:11:18,351 ♪ ♪ 266 00:11:18,447 --> 00:11:23,227 - ♪ Wrapped in your arms, falling deeper, babe ♪ 267 00:11:23,333 --> 00:11:27,043 ♪ Wanna stretch this moment to forever, baby ♪ 268 00:11:27,138 --> 00:11:29,918 ♪ So blinded by love-- ♪ 269 00:11:30,022 --> 00:11:31,962 - What is she doing? 270 00:11:32,064 --> 00:11:36,374 - ♪ You make me feel like I'm dreaming ♪ 271 00:11:36,469 --> 00:11:37,889 [music stops] 272 00:11:37,991 --> 00:11:41,861 - Uh, yeah. Let me get you a lyric sheet. 273 00:11:41,956 --> 00:11:44,496 - No, I got it. I just tweaked the words 274 00:11:44,599 --> 00:11:48,949 a little bit so they sound more authentic to me. You know? 275 00:11:49,045 --> 00:11:51,785 - Yeah, I respect that, but let's try hitting 276 00:11:51,888 --> 00:11:54,628 some of the original lyrics first, okay? 277 00:11:54,731 --> 00:11:56,511 - What's with all this lovey-dovey stuff? 278 00:11:56,614 --> 00:12:00,044 This is supposed to be a heartbreak song. 279 00:12:00,138 --> 00:12:03,558 Think sad Mary J Blige. 280 00:12:03,662 --> 00:12:05,692 Sad Mary J Blige is multi-platinum. 281 00:12:05,785 --> 00:12:07,405 - Yep. - That's not where I'm at. 282 00:12:07,507 --> 00:12:09,647 I'm more love and light right now. 283 00:12:09,750 --> 00:12:11,170 That's the headspace I'm in. 284 00:12:11,272 --> 00:12:13,092 - Mm. Making money. That's the headspace we're in. 285 00:12:13,194 --> 00:12:14,824 [chuckles] 286 00:12:14,916 --> 00:12:18,336 - Yeah. Why don't we sing this song 287 00:12:18,440 --> 00:12:22,790 as written by the nice genius with all the hits? 288 00:12:22,886 --> 00:12:27,066 - Because I'm not your puppet. That's why. 289 00:12:27,171 --> 00:12:28,791 - This is my company. 290 00:12:28,893 --> 00:12:33,323 I hold the purse strings so I get to pull your strings, kay? 291 00:12:33,418 --> 00:12:34,838 - I actually hold the purse strings. 292 00:12:34,940 --> 00:12:37,600 together: Shut up, Curtis. 293 00:12:37,704 --> 00:12:39,934 - I know that's how you and Derek used to work. 294 00:12:40,026 --> 00:12:43,086 You know, you being whatever artist he told you to be, 295 00:12:43,190 --> 00:12:46,450 but that's not the kind of artist I am. 296 00:12:46,554 --> 00:12:48,464 - Do you mean artist or waitress? 297 00:12:48,557 --> 00:12:50,297 - Ladies, ladies. 298 00:12:50,399 --> 00:12:52,699 Apparently, there's something going on between you two 299 00:12:52,802 --> 00:12:55,992 and I don't want to be in it. So, yeah. 300 00:12:56,086 --> 00:12:57,386 - Wait. You're leaving? 301 00:12:57,488 --> 00:13:00,588 - Haze, I don't do drama anymore. 302 00:13:00,691 --> 00:13:03,361 Life's too short. 303 00:13:03,455 --> 00:13:07,835 So when you two are ready to really work, give me a call. 304 00:13:07,940 --> 00:13:10,120 - No, no. - No. No, no, no. Okay, wait. 305 00:13:10,223 --> 00:13:11,773 Walker, Walker, 306 00:13:11,865 --> 00:13:16,285 I have some fresh Bundt cake with your name all over it. 307 00:13:16,391 --> 00:13:18,571 [dramatic hip-hop music] 308 00:13:18,673 --> 00:13:21,463 together: See what you did? Don't you put this one me! 309 00:13:21,557 --> 00:13:25,017 This is all your fault! I'm so done with you! 310 00:13:25,121 --> 00:13:27,831 ♪ ♪ 311 00:13:27,925 --> 00:13:29,865 [boxing bell rings] 312 00:13:29,967 --> 00:13:33,147 ♪ ♪ 313 00:13:33,251 --> 00:13:36,481 - Gary is all in his feelings, now about Jesús, 314 00:13:36,575 --> 00:13:38,235 but he won't cop to it. But you know what? 315 00:13:38,337 --> 00:13:39,837 He did this shit in the first place. 316 00:13:39,939 --> 00:13:43,719 If he wouldn'ta hooked up with that carpool ho... 317 00:13:43,824 --> 00:13:45,974 we wouldn't even be in this situation in the first place. 318 00:13:46,067 --> 00:13:48,527 - Oh, that's facts 'cause Gary is not the victim here. 319 00:13:48,630 --> 00:13:50,410 Men will burn your whole shit down and then when you book 320 00:13:50,512 --> 00:13:51,892 a night at the Marriott, it's a problem. 321 00:13:51,994 --> 00:13:56,624 - Exactly. I mean, the audacity of him to embarrass me 322 00:13:56,719 --> 00:14:01,589 in front of Dr. Reynard and all the whites at my job. 323 00:14:01,685 --> 00:14:04,625 - Not the Karens. What'd Dr. Reynard say? 324 00:14:04,729 --> 00:14:06,949 - Oh, girl, I've been avoiding him like the potato salad 325 00:14:07,052 --> 00:14:08,432 with the raisins at the cook out. 326 00:14:08,534 --> 00:14:10,444 - Are you serious? Just talk to him, Bree. 327 00:14:10,536 --> 00:14:12,836 It may not be that bad. 328 00:14:12,939 --> 00:14:14,759 - Well, it certainly can't be as bad as this. 329 00:14:14,861 --> 00:14:17,771 I mean, I'm gonna stick to my Peloton. Let's be honest. 330 00:14:17,865 --> 00:14:18,805 [boxing bell rings] 331 00:14:18,906 --> 00:14:21,406 - Switch! 332 00:14:21,509 --> 00:14:23,049 Switch! 333 00:14:23,151 --> 00:14:24,651 - Okay. 334 00:14:24,753 --> 00:14:25,963 Why is she acting like we just stole something 335 00:14:26,035 --> 00:14:27,815 out of her purse? - You! 336 00:14:27,917 --> 00:14:30,097 Stop talking. - Okay, Jillian Michaels. 337 00:14:30,200 --> 00:14:31,460 I'm just here to, like, raise my heartbeat. 338 00:14:31,562 --> 00:14:33,022 - I said, stop talkin'! 339 00:14:33,124 --> 00:14:34,594 - ♪ Bust it, bust it down ♪ 340 00:14:34,685 --> 00:14:36,145 ♪ Bust it down, bust it down, bust it down ♪ 341 00:14:36,247 --> 00:14:38,427 ♪ Bust it down, bust it down ♪ 342 00:14:38,530 --> 00:14:40,990 [indistinct chatter] 343 00:14:41,093 --> 00:14:43,243 - Dr. Reynard. - Dr. Washington. 344 00:14:43,336 --> 00:14:44,316 - Hi. Do you have a minute? 345 00:14:44,417 --> 00:14:45,757 - Yes. Everything okay? - Yes. 346 00:14:45,859 --> 00:14:47,159 I just really want to apologize 347 00:14:47,261 --> 00:14:49,241 for that weirdness at the cocktail party. 348 00:14:49,343 --> 00:14:54,053 - Oh. I gotta tell you, Dr. Washington, 349 00:14:54,149 --> 00:14:56,649 the Board was really pleased with you. 350 00:14:56,752 --> 00:15:00,502 You made quite an impression. - Oh, thank God. 351 00:15:00,597 --> 00:15:02,257 I thought that "Love and Hip Hop" moment 352 00:15:02,359 --> 00:15:03,619 might have cancelled me out. 353 00:15:03,721 --> 00:15:07,271 - No. You're good. - My God, you are so nice. 354 00:15:07,365 --> 00:15:10,985 Oh. Okay. Thank you-- 355 00:15:11,090 --> 00:15:12,470 - Yes. - Dr. Reynard, 356 00:15:12,571 --> 00:15:15,161 for being so chill about this, and TMI, Gary and I 357 00:15:15,255 --> 00:15:16,995 were going through some personal issues that night. 358 00:15:17,097 --> 00:15:18,197 - Oh, hey, listen. 359 00:15:18,298 --> 00:15:20,238 I'm no stranger to marital spats, 360 00:15:20,341 --> 00:15:22,401 especially at inopportune times. 361 00:15:22,503 --> 00:15:23,973 - Mm. 362 00:15:24,065 --> 00:15:25,025 - Marriage is the hardest thing I've ever had to do. 363 00:15:25,107 --> 00:15:26,047 - Right? - Yeah. 364 00:15:26,148 --> 00:15:27,328 - It's so rough. - Yeah. 365 00:15:27,429 --> 00:15:29,769 Second to brain surgery. 366 00:15:29,872 --> 00:15:31,622 - How did you guys get through the rough patch? 367 00:15:31,715 --> 00:15:33,415 - We got divorced. 368 00:15:33,517 --> 00:15:37,097 Hey, I'll take, uh, number seven. 369 00:15:37,201 --> 00:15:38,741 - I'm just so sorry to hear that. 370 00:15:38,843 --> 00:15:40,713 - Oh, we thought it was better to end things 371 00:15:40,806 --> 00:15:42,266 than to let things fester 372 00:15:42,368 --> 00:15:44,228 and have two people resentful and totally unhappy. 373 00:15:44,330 --> 00:15:49,200 Some things are not meant to be, Dr. Washington. 374 00:15:49,296 --> 00:15:50,636 Thanks. - That's so beautiful. 375 00:15:50,738 --> 00:15:51,918 You should put that on a magnet. 376 00:15:52,019 --> 00:15:53,159 - [laughs] 377 00:15:53,261 --> 00:15:54,801 No. 378 00:15:54,903 --> 00:15:56,123 Have a good lunch, Dr. Washington. 379 00:15:56,224 --> 00:15:57,214 - Mm-hmm. 380 00:15:57,306 --> 00:16:00,806 [upbeat music] 381 00:16:00,910 --> 00:16:02,250 Are these fortune cookies free? 382 00:16:02,352 --> 00:16:05,262 I was gonna take this because I'm here. 383 00:16:05,355 --> 00:16:08,975 - I feel like-- I feel like I'm going crazy. 384 00:16:09,080 --> 00:16:11,380 I really do, because everywhere I go, 385 00:16:11,483 --> 00:16:13,793 I see this dude fucking my wife. 386 00:16:13,886 --> 00:16:15,666 You know? And he was probably just laughing at me 387 00:16:15,768 --> 00:16:17,828 the whole time he's in my house, just plotting. 388 00:16:17,931 --> 00:16:20,031 Plotting the next time he'd have his face 389 00:16:20,133 --> 00:16:21,603 in my wife's crotch. 390 00:16:21,695 --> 00:16:23,795 And I'm sorry that I'm being so graphic. 391 00:16:23,898 --> 00:16:26,398 It's just I don't have anybody else that I can talk to. 392 00:16:26,501 --> 00:16:29,611 I can't tell my boys that Bree fucked somebody else. 393 00:16:29,705 --> 00:16:31,165 How am I gonna say that? 394 00:16:31,267 --> 00:16:34,247 - So, Bree having sex with somebody else 395 00:16:34,351 --> 00:16:37,131 is a stain on your image. 396 00:16:37,234 --> 00:16:40,424 This would be considered a failure to your friends. 397 00:16:40,518 --> 00:16:43,338 - Uh, yeah. - Mm-hmm. 398 00:16:43,442 --> 00:16:45,502 - [scoffs softly] 399 00:16:45,604 --> 00:16:46,834 - Have you tried talking to Bree? 400 00:16:46,926 --> 00:16:48,706 - She doesn't get it. Bree doesn't get it. 401 00:16:48,808 --> 00:16:50,388 Bree don't get how I feel. 402 00:16:50,490 --> 00:16:53,430 - And how do you feel, Gary? - Betrayed. 403 00:16:53,534 --> 00:16:55,244 Bamboozled. Hoodwinked. 404 00:16:55,336 --> 00:16:58,196 I'm--I'm--I'm pissed. But I'm hurt too. You know? 405 00:16:58,300 --> 00:17:00,120 - And Bree couldn't possibly know 406 00:17:00,222 --> 00:17:02,002 what that kind of betrayal feels like, huh? 407 00:17:02,104 --> 00:17:05,094 - Okay. [chuckles] I see what you're doing. 408 00:17:05,188 --> 00:17:07,368 Yes. There is a similarity. Obviously, I see that. 409 00:17:07,471 --> 00:17:10,461 But it's not the same. It is not the same at all. 410 00:17:10,555 --> 00:17:14,255 - How is a similarity not the same at all? 411 00:17:14,359 --> 00:17:16,179 - Because, okay? 412 00:17:16,281 --> 00:17:21,271 When I did what I did, right, to her, it-- 413 00:17:21,368 --> 00:17:22,668 it's like-- 414 00:17:22,769 --> 00:17:24,029 So when I did what I-- 415 00:17:24,131 --> 00:17:26,471 [soft dramatic music] 416 00:17:26,574 --> 00:17:29,404 Oh, shit. It's the same. 417 00:17:29,497 --> 00:17:30,837 ♪ ♪ 418 00:17:30,939 --> 00:17:33,679 - Mm-hmm. And maybe focusing on this guy 419 00:17:33,783 --> 00:17:35,733 is a way to make you feel less guilty 420 00:17:35,825 --> 00:17:38,205 instead of trying to empathize with Bree. 421 00:17:38,308 --> 00:17:40,488 - [sighs] 422 00:17:40,591 --> 00:17:43,051 "Empathy is about finding echoes 423 00:17:43,154 --> 00:17:45,584 of another person in yourself." 424 00:17:45,677 --> 00:17:47,897 That's one of my favorite quotes. 425 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:50,980 Let that sink in for a minute. 426 00:17:51,084 --> 00:17:56,154 - Oh, this is definitely sinking. All the way down. 427 00:17:56,250 --> 00:17:58,250 [sighs] 428 00:18:03,499 --> 00:18:05,359 [soft dramatic music] 429 00:18:05,461 --> 00:18:07,401 - ♪ I have been sober, only no more clover ♪ 430 00:18:07,504 --> 00:18:10,534 - Where are you, Gary? 431 00:18:10,627 --> 00:18:12,767 - ♪ Falling like October, but now I'm colder ♪ 432 00:18:12,870 --> 00:18:14,450 ♪ Please don't say it's over, please don't say it's over ♪ 433 00:18:14,552 --> 00:18:16,332 - Ugh. 434 00:18:16,434 --> 00:18:18,024 - ♪ Take another shot and back to texting you ♪ 435 00:18:18,116 --> 00:18:19,696 ♪ I got some things on my chest ♪ 436 00:18:19,798 --> 00:18:20,938 ♪ That I need to say ♪ 437 00:18:21,040 --> 00:18:22,500 ♪ You stuck up in your ways ♪ 438 00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:23,902 ♪ I don't really care, don't take it, girl ♪ 439 00:18:24,004 --> 00:18:25,754 ♪ I know I make mistakes ♪ 440 00:18:25,846 --> 00:18:27,226 ♪ You act like I can't change ♪ 441 00:18:27,328 --> 00:18:29,348 ♪ Yeah, I'm on my way ♪ 442 00:18:29,450 --> 00:18:30,470 - Damn it. 443 00:18:30,572 --> 00:18:31,952 ♪ ♪ 444 00:18:32,053 --> 00:18:34,923 - Whoa. What's going on here? 445 00:18:35,017 --> 00:18:37,717 You leaving now, too? - Nigel, the ship is sinking. 446 00:18:37,820 --> 00:18:39,920 If I were you, I'd catch the first rowboat back to... 447 00:18:40,023 --> 00:18:41,773 [Jamaican accent] Jamaica. 448 00:18:41,865 --> 00:18:44,445 - That's it. I'm outta here. 449 00:18:44,548 --> 00:18:46,248 - I gotta hand it to you, Regina. 450 00:18:46,351 --> 00:18:48,371 You have set a new record. 451 00:18:48,473 --> 00:18:52,463 In less than 24 hours, you've managed to piss off-- 452 00:18:52,558 --> 00:18:54,178 [chuckles] 453 00:18:54,280 --> 00:18:58,670 The only two people in this town willing to work with you. 454 00:18:58,766 --> 00:19:03,626 One was me. The other was the legend himself. 455 00:19:03,732 --> 00:19:05,512 And trust me, honey. 456 00:19:05,614 --> 00:19:09,604 The only reason he worked with you was as a favor to me. 457 00:19:09,699 --> 00:19:10,999 - No lies detected there. 458 00:19:11,101 --> 00:19:12,801 - I'm not going to stay in a situation 459 00:19:12,903 --> 00:19:14,773 where my voice is not valued. 460 00:19:14,865 --> 00:19:16,965 - Same old Regina. 461 00:19:17,068 --> 00:19:19,928 Always finding a new way to self-sabotage. 462 00:19:20,032 --> 00:19:21,652 - Same old Hazel. 463 00:19:21,754 --> 00:19:24,504 Always making everything about you. 464 00:19:24,597 --> 00:19:25,937 - Curtis, see this bitch out. 465 00:19:26,039 --> 00:19:29,379 - This bitch can see herself out. 466 00:19:29,483 --> 00:19:32,873 - No, we can't just stand here, bro. We've got to do something. 467 00:19:32,967 --> 00:19:35,387 - [scoffs] After you, Prince Charming. 468 00:19:35,490 --> 00:19:38,590 - Don't worry. I got it. 469 00:19:38,694 --> 00:19:41,404 Regina, didn't you say 470 00:19:41,498 --> 00:19:43,478 that nothing makes you happier than singing? 471 00:19:43,580 --> 00:19:48,610 And here is the chance to do what you love. So why not sing? 472 00:19:48,706 --> 00:19:51,206 - I want to sing on my own terms, 473 00:19:51,309 --> 00:19:53,849 without compromising my integrity. 474 00:19:53,953 --> 00:19:56,223 - We all have to compromise. 475 00:19:56,316 --> 00:19:59,456 But, it's not a sign of weakness. 476 00:19:59,559 --> 00:20:03,579 It shows you're secure enough to be open to new ideas. 477 00:20:03,684 --> 00:20:07,074 - [chuckles] Good effort, Nigel. 478 00:20:07,169 --> 00:20:09,069 Listen, Regina, before you go, I just want you to know 479 00:20:09,171 --> 00:20:11,151 I was a huge fan of yours back in the day. 480 00:20:11,254 --> 00:20:13,644 - Oh, thank you, Curtis. 481 00:20:13,737 --> 00:20:15,597 - I used to always wonder why you didn't make more music, 482 00:20:15,699 --> 00:20:19,319 but now I guess I know it's because you're a quitter. 483 00:20:19,424 --> 00:20:21,334 Yes, say what you will about Hazel, but she's a fighter. 484 00:20:21,426 --> 00:20:24,206 The truth is you couldn't sing that song as written 485 00:20:24,309 --> 00:20:26,129 so you just made up a reason to quit. 486 00:20:26,232 --> 00:20:29,662 - Excuse me? I can't sing that simple song? 487 00:20:29,756 --> 00:20:31,816 I could sing that song in my sleep. 488 00:20:31,919 --> 00:20:33,919 - Oh. 489 00:20:35,563 --> 00:20:39,913 - ♪ Swept me off my feet only to drop me, babe ♪ 490 00:20:40,009 --> 00:20:41,869 ♪ You just let me keep fallin' ♪ 491 00:20:41,971 --> 00:20:43,911 ♪ Didn't stop me, baby ♪ 492 00:20:44,013 --> 00:20:49,163 ♪ So blinded by love I was trippin' ♪ 493 00:20:49,260 --> 00:20:52,440 ♪ Could never hit the mark, we kept missin' ♪ 494 00:20:52,544 --> 00:20:55,894 ♪ Took my breath away, then suffocate me ♪ 495 00:20:55,988 --> 00:20:57,488 ♪ So I can't breathe ♪ 496 00:20:57,590 --> 00:21:01,660 ♪ Don't make promises that you can't keep ♪ 497 00:21:01,755 --> 00:21:04,335 ♪ Put back the pieces you broke ♪ 498 00:21:04,438 --> 00:21:06,498 ♪ Give back the time that you stole ♪ 499 00:21:06,601 --> 00:21:08,701 ♪ You said you'd never let go ♪ 500 00:21:08,803 --> 00:21:12,233 ♪ Can't help but feel like you owe me ♪ 501 00:21:12,328 --> 00:21:14,948 - Oh, yes. 502 00:21:15,051 --> 00:21:16,631 Think we'll find anybody that good by the time 503 00:21:16,733 --> 00:21:20,763 the showcase runs around? Let me help you. We won't. 504 00:21:20,858 --> 00:21:22,118 - I swear. 505 00:21:22,220 --> 00:21:24,160 This is your last chance, Regina. 506 00:21:24,262 --> 00:21:27,292 - I'll do the song. As written. 507 00:21:27,386 --> 00:21:29,386 With a few extra runs for good measure. 508 00:21:33,353 --> 00:21:36,423 - Fine. But don't overdo it. 509 00:21:36,517 --> 00:21:38,697 This ain't a Baptist church solo. 510 00:21:38,800 --> 00:21:41,740 - [chuckles] I could take it to church, though. 511 00:21:41,844 --> 00:21:46,754 - Well-- - ♪ [vocalizing excessively] ♪ 512 00:21:46,850 --> 00:21:49,030 ♪ Hey ♪ 513 00:21:49,132 --> 00:21:52,202 Girl, please. Save it for the studio, okay? 514 00:21:52,296 --> 00:21:54,836 - Okay. - Curtis, call Walker. 515 00:21:54,939 --> 00:21:56,719 Apologize and send him a gift. 516 00:21:56,822 --> 00:21:58,682 Don't be cheap, okay? 517 00:21:58,784 --> 00:21:59,814 Mwah. 518 00:21:59,905 --> 00:22:01,845 Let's get to work. 519 00:22:01,948 --> 00:22:03,768 - Do I have time for a quick bath? 520 00:22:03,870 --> 00:22:05,610 [upbeat music] 521 00:22:05,712 --> 00:22:07,622 - Look at us with the one-two punch. 522 00:22:07,715 --> 00:22:09,575 - Well, you know, sometimes I use my powers for good. 523 00:22:09,677 --> 00:22:13,137 Maybe--maybe--your speech helped. 524 00:22:13,242 --> 00:22:15,912 - Curtis, are we becoming friends? 525 00:22:16,005 --> 00:22:19,185 - No. No. You know what? And the moment has passed. 526 00:22:19,289 --> 00:22:22,589 Please, the touching. - Hmm. 527 00:22:22,693 --> 00:22:24,603 - ♪ I try to solves you all out but you ghost ♪ 528 00:22:24,695 --> 00:22:26,275 ♪ You don't want to go to war for me ♪ 529 00:22:26,378 --> 00:22:29,278 ♪ Time after time, play like it's fine ♪ 530 00:22:29,381 --> 00:22:31,841 ♪ All in my mind, know that's it's a lie ♪ 531 00:22:31,944 --> 00:22:33,054 [notification chimes] 532 00:22:33,146 --> 00:22:35,486 ♪ How about the truth now ♪ 533 00:22:35,589 --> 00:22:38,249 ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ 534 00:22:38,352 --> 00:22:40,862 ♪ Night after night walking on ice ♪ 535 00:22:40,955 --> 00:22:43,855 ♪ I got the right to turn on the light ♪ 536 00:22:43,959 --> 00:22:47,019 ♪ Tell me the truth now ♪ 537 00:22:47,123 --> 00:22:48,753 ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ 538 00:22:48,845 --> 00:22:50,265 - That's not me. 539 00:22:50,367 --> 00:22:53,187 - ♪ 'Cause you make me feel like ♪ 540 00:22:53,290 --> 00:22:55,590 - Damn, girl. Where's the rest of your skirt? 541 00:22:55,693 --> 00:22:59,283 - ♪ Something just ain't right ♪ 542 00:22:59,378 --> 00:23:01,278 - That's the tie I bought him for his birthday. 543 00:23:01,380 --> 00:23:03,280 - ♪ Like I'm on the wrong side ♪ 544 00:23:03,382 --> 00:23:04,922 - Where are you? Aren't you supposed to be on a plane? 545 00:23:05,024 --> 00:23:07,094 - I'm still in New York. The car in front of me 546 00:23:07,187 --> 00:23:10,807 tried to make a left and got clipped by a bus. 547 00:23:10,912 --> 00:23:14,042 - I can't believe he actually lied to me. 548 00:23:19,722 --> 00:23:22,792 - Hi, Teddy Bear! [indistinct baby talk] 549 00:23:22,886 --> 00:23:24,986 - Hey, baby. - Bring your ass over here. 550 00:23:25,089 --> 00:23:26,949 - Oh, my-- - The kids are with your mom. 551 00:23:27,051 --> 00:23:28,431 I'm gonna have this out right now. 552 00:23:28,533 --> 00:23:29,593 - Okay, can I just say one thing? 553 00:23:29,694 --> 00:23:32,004 - Shh. Don't talk. Just listen. 554 00:23:32,097 --> 00:23:35,797 Oh, wait. That's a Jodeci song. That was so good. [chuckles] 555 00:23:35,902 --> 00:23:37,722 - I think we're good on the tequila. Yes. 556 00:23:37,824 --> 00:23:40,214 - Uh-uh. Uh-uh. Uh-uh. Uh-uh. You want to know the truth? 557 00:23:40,307 --> 00:23:41,727 'Cause I wanna tell you the truth. 558 00:23:41,829 --> 00:23:45,409 It was so good to tell you that I slept with Jesús. 559 00:23:45,514 --> 00:23:50,224 Uh-huh. That was sweet, sweet, and I loved it. 560 00:23:50,319 --> 00:23:53,859 - [clears throat] That's fair. - Damn right it's fair, bitch. 561 00:23:53,964 --> 00:23:56,554 But also, if I want the revenge, 562 00:23:56,647 --> 00:23:58,667 then I'm not as over it as I thought it would be. 563 00:23:58,770 --> 00:24:01,830 And that's just, like, really confusing right now. 564 00:24:01,933 --> 00:24:03,643 - It is a hard thing to get over. 565 00:24:03,736 --> 00:24:07,516 - Stop agreeing with me. Stop apologreeing. Okay? 566 00:24:07,620 --> 00:24:09,400 I'm tryin' to fight with you. 567 00:24:09,503 --> 00:24:10,683 I've been tryin' to fight for two days. 568 00:24:10,784 --> 00:24:12,054 We need to fight this out. 569 00:24:12,146 --> 00:24:14,526 - I don't want to fight. I don't want to fight. 570 00:24:14,629 --> 00:24:16,049 Hey, honestly, Bree, 571 00:24:16,151 --> 00:24:17,771 I didn't realize I just how much I had hurt you. 572 00:24:17,873 --> 00:24:20,423 I mean, yes, I knew that it was wrong. I just-- 573 00:24:20,516 --> 00:24:22,776 I didn't fully understand what it meant to have someone 574 00:24:22,879 --> 00:24:25,019 that you love share themselves with somebody else. 575 00:24:25,122 --> 00:24:28,632 - Yeah. It sucks. - Yeah. It sucks. 576 00:24:28,726 --> 00:24:30,546 - I just said that. It sucks. 577 00:24:30,648 --> 00:24:34,108 - I feel like I got stabbed. With a rusty knife. 578 00:24:34,213 --> 00:24:35,633 - And you got tetanus. 579 00:24:35,734 --> 00:24:37,284 And your respiratory system failed 580 00:24:37,376 --> 00:24:39,076 and you can't find your EpiPen 581 00:24:39,179 --> 00:24:40,639 'cause it's at the bottom of your big purse 582 00:24:40,740 --> 00:24:42,240 and you just stopped breathing. You can't breathe. 583 00:24:42,342 --> 00:24:45,712 You feel you gonna die? Yeah, I've been there. 584 00:24:47,589 --> 00:24:50,329 [soft dramatic music] 585 00:24:50,432 --> 00:24:53,022 [sighs] 586 00:24:53,115 --> 00:24:56,535 - I'm sorry. And I mean that. 587 00:24:56,640 --> 00:24:59,580 No, Bree, Bree. I mean that. Okay? 588 00:24:59,683 --> 00:25:01,593 I can't believe that I did that to you 589 00:25:01,686 --> 00:25:04,826 and I promise that I will never ever do that again. 590 00:25:04,930 --> 00:25:07,470 ♪ ♪ 591 00:25:07,573 --> 00:25:10,923 - [sighs] Okay, well, you know I'm petty 592 00:25:11,017 --> 00:25:13,197 and I really enjoyed all of that. 593 00:25:13,300 --> 00:25:16,560 I really did, but damn, Gary, I got to apologize. 594 00:25:16,664 --> 00:25:20,574 I got to say I am so sorry for the way I told you about Jesús. 595 00:25:20,669 --> 00:25:21,929 That was wack. 596 00:25:22,031 --> 00:25:25,261 - Yeah. No, it was wack. - That was so wack. 597 00:25:25,355 --> 00:25:26,775 - Yeah, 'cause you just blurted it out. 598 00:25:26,876 --> 00:25:29,056 - In front of so many people. - So many people. 599 00:25:29,159 --> 00:25:30,939 - Like, rich, white people. - A lot of rich, white people. 600 00:25:31,041 --> 00:25:32,181 - That's wack. - Yeah. 601 00:25:32,283 --> 00:25:34,353 - [sighs] 602 00:25:34,446 --> 00:25:36,906 Look. Get it out. 603 00:25:37,009 --> 00:25:41,589 - Mm-mm. I'm good. I'm good. - Baby, have some. It's good. 604 00:25:41,694 --> 00:25:43,884 Go on, get it. It's the expensive one. 605 00:25:43,977 --> 00:25:45,797 - Okay, fuck it. 606 00:25:45,900 --> 00:25:47,680 - [sighs] 607 00:25:47,782 --> 00:25:50,452 ♪ ♪ 608 00:25:50,545 --> 00:25:53,365 Oh, you just going in. Oh, oh. What? Oh. 609 00:25:53,469 --> 00:25:55,609 - [coughs and chuckles] 610 00:25:55,711 --> 00:25:58,821 Thank you. Real talk. Wrong and all. 611 00:25:58,915 --> 00:26:00,575 - Yeah. 612 00:26:00,677 --> 00:26:02,497 - I'm gonna need a little time to get over this shit, Bree. 613 00:26:02,600 --> 00:26:04,540 Okay? Now, I will actively be trying, 614 00:26:04,642 --> 00:26:07,312 but it's going to take more than two days. I mean, damn. 615 00:26:07,406 --> 00:26:09,406 - Okay. - [chuckles] 616 00:26:11,010 --> 00:26:13,910 - Oh. Okay. Yes. - Oh! 617 00:26:14,014 --> 00:26:16,844 - All right. You see that? This is good, baby. 618 00:26:16,937 --> 00:26:18,197 - This is good. - This is very good. 619 00:26:18,299 --> 00:26:19,759 - This is good. - That's very good. 620 00:26:19,861 --> 00:26:21,841 - How were you gonna go and smash 621 00:26:21,943 --> 00:26:25,213 a Spanish Insta-thot while we were separated? 622 00:26:25,307 --> 00:26:26,567 - Oh, there's more. You have more. 623 00:26:26,669 --> 00:26:27,809 - I mean, that man. 624 00:26:27,910 --> 00:26:29,450 He needs to put on clothes, Bree. 625 00:26:29,552 --> 00:26:31,782 He needs to put on clothes. And that's your type? 626 00:26:31,875 --> 00:26:33,695 That's what you're, like, into? 627 00:26:33,798 --> 00:26:34,898 I didn't know that. That's interesting. 628 00:26:34,999 --> 00:26:36,259 I didn't know you was into that. 629 00:26:36,361 --> 00:26:37,821 - Gary, it was like Antonio Banderas 630 00:26:37,923 --> 00:26:40,073 or Ricky Martin had a baby. How could I not? 631 00:26:40,165 --> 00:26:42,425 - And he ain't cute. I mean, he's not cute like me. 632 00:26:42,528 --> 00:26:44,308 Sure, the motherfucker is, like, you know, 633 00:26:44,410 --> 00:26:48,000 gorgeous or whatever. So what? Let me ask you this. 634 00:26:48,095 --> 00:26:50,635 Can he lick it and click it at the same damn time like I do? 635 00:26:50,738 --> 00:26:52,998 - No, boo, he cannot. - All right. 636 00:26:53,101 --> 00:26:55,001 [upbeat music] 637 00:26:55,103 --> 00:26:56,173 - Take that bottle upstairs. 638 00:26:56,265 --> 00:26:57,325 - You ain't said nothing-- 639 00:26:57,426 --> 00:26:58,846 - Go on. Let's go. 640 00:26:58,948 --> 00:27:00,168 - No, I'm gonna show you up. You got it? 641 00:27:00,270 --> 00:27:01,610 - Yeah, yeah. - Your leg sleep? 642 00:27:01,711 --> 00:27:02,751 - Is the room spinning or is that just me? 643 00:27:02,833 --> 00:27:04,013 - No, that's just you, babe. 644 00:27:04,114 --> 00:27:06,124 - Right. Come on. I feel flexible. 645 00:27:17,531 --> 00:27:18,831 - ♪ Hell yeah ♪ - ♪ Number one, yeah ♪ 646 00:27:18,932 --> 00:27:20,112 ♪ I'm still number one ♪ - ♪ Hell yeah ♪ 647 00:27:20,214 --> 00:27:21,684 - ♪ Number one, always be number one ♪ 648 00:27:21,776 --> 00:27:23,516 - ♪ Oh ♪ 649 00:27:23,618 --> 00:27:24,538 - ♪ Held you down, took you from minor to major ♪ 650 00:27:24,619 --> 00:27:25,559 - ♪ Oh ♪ 651 00:27:25,660 --> 00:27:26,960 - ♪ You won't admit it ♪ 652 00:27:27,062 --> 00:27:28,482 ♪ You're the fruits of my labor ♪ 653 00:27:28,584 --> 00:27:29,894 - ♪ Hell yeah ♪ - ♪ Number one, yeah ♪ 654 00:27:29,986 --> 00:27:31,646 ♪ I'm still number one ♪ - ♪ Hell yeah ♪ 655 00:27:31,748 --> 00:27:33,408 - ♪ Number one, always be number one ♪ 656 00:27:33,510 --> 00:27:35,170 - ♪ Oh ♪ 657 00:27:35,272 --> 00:27:36,372 ♪ Don't forget it, yeah, I'm still number one ♪ 658 00:27:36,474 --> 00:27:38,384 - ♪ Hell yeah ♪ 659 00:27:38,476 --> 00:27:39,856 - [snaps] - Whoo!